Thursday, May 04, 2006

Insert literary quote here

Recent news:

My brother got a job in NYC. He will earn four times more than I make. Sigh... If only I had been interested in computers or science or a combination of the two. Stupid English major.

We heard the baby's heartbeat. It was very strong and healthy. And faster than mine. And that's all the information you will get out of me.

I currently have a shofar in my classroom. Technically, it's a prop for the play, but I let the kids blow it randomly every now and then just to let other classes know that I have no control over my students. You've never seen pure joy until you've seen an eighth grader's eyes light up after disrupting math class for the fifth time.

That'll do.

Playing in my head- "I Want You Back" Jackson 5

6 comments:

Mrs. Sara said...

Animals may not have souls, but God sends them to heaven anyway, because God's not mean. That's my "brilliant theologian" take on the situation.

Sarafu said...

LOL, Thats my take on it to Sara!

Brian said...

"What if your baby gets science and computer jeans like your brother and a certain kid in your class... "

I have this image of a baby wearing blue jeans covered in circuits and test tubes. Awesome.

Alli said...

Bri, must you make fun of eighth graders? And, James/Alex/whoever the watermelon is delightful.

Brian said...

Alli, that's hows I makes my money. No wait. My job has nothing to do with that.

And I wasn't trying to make fun of them. It's more that I find techno baby funny.

Mrs. Sara said...

When you gonna blog, Lazy McPreggerton?