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A Series Of Tidbits. Part II: I Have Nothing Exciting To Talk About, But I Want To Update My Blog So People Won't Lose Interest

1) Oklahoma is the worst musical ever written. How can two hours of obnoxiously blatant "tumble in the haystack" jokes be considered an American classic?

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3) Immediately go listen to Andrew Osenga's "High School Band". Right now. Don't sit around here reading my stupid blog. This song is fabulous. The lyrics especially. If you can't listen to the song, then Google search the lyrics. If you've grown up in a small Midwestern town, and you don't loathe your roots, then I think this song will really resonate with you.

4) I think I am going to be doing some sex ed stuff with my 8th graders. Pray for me. I can't talk about male genitalia without giggling.

5) I am WAY better on crutches than my super-athletic sister. I went out with her on Friday, and witnessed the delicious debacle. She lets the crutches extend at least two feet from her body on either side, she runs into people, and when she gets frustrated, she screams, "MOVE, PEOPLE!!" in crowded places.