"I think," said Lenina suddenly, breaking a long silence, "I'd better take a couple grammes of soma"

I've come to a sober realization. Skulk boy is the only thing that keeps this blog alive. No one cares about my stupid, boring life; ya'll just want to know what crazy thing Skulky is going to say/do next. Well, that's fine. I'll give you what you want. See if I care.

We are at Panera baking for the cookie gram sale, and Student X makes some defective cookie dough which turns into thin, amoeba-esque blobs. We are concerned that we won't have enough cookies to complete the sale, but Skulky, in a moment of genius, develops a plan so insane that it just might work: "Hey, everyone! Don't worry," he says. "Let's take Student X, string him up like a piñata, and hit him until cookies come out of his mouth."
And that's just what we did.

In other news, I did some geek research about American Idol, and I know (with a fair degree of certainty) that Taylor Hicks will join the final 24 of American Idol. All top 24 contestants are required to shut down their own websites during the run of the season. I checked out his website, and sure enough, it has been "temporarily closed". Hmmm....

So even though you don't care, here's a picture of the next American Idol. Deal with it.

Currently Playing in My Head- "Alabama Rain" by Jim Croce sung by Taylor Hicks. (I haven't actually heard it yet, but it sounds amazing in theory)