Wednesday, February 15, 2006

"I think," said Lenina suddenly, breaking a long silence, "I'd better take a couple grammes of soma"

I've come to a sober realization. Skulk boy is the only thing that keeps this blog alive. No one cares about my stupid, boring life; ya'll just want to know what crazy thing Skulky is going to say/do next. Well, that's fine. I'll give you what you want. See if I care.

We are at Panera baking for the cookie gram sale, and Student X makes some defective cookie dough which turns into thin, amoeba-esque blobs. We are concerned that we won't have enough cookies to complete the sale, but Skulky, in a moment of genius, develops a plan so insane that it just might work: "Hey, everyone! Don't worry," he says. "Let's take Student X, string him up like a piƱata, and hit him until cookies come out of his mouth."
And that's just what we did.

In other news, I did some geek research about American Idol, and I know (with a fair degree of certainty) that Taylor Hicks will join the final 24 of American Idol. All top 24 contestants are required to shut down their own websites during the run of the season. I checked out his website, and sure enough, it has been "temporarily closed". Hmmm....

So even though you don't care, here's a picture of the next American Idol. Deal with it.

Currently Playing in My Head- "Alabama Rain" by Jim Croce sung by Taylor Hicks. (I haven't actually heard it yet, but it sounds amazing in theory)

5 comments:

Mrs. Sara said...

Oh, Alli. We care a lot about your pathetic, skulk-less life.

AMERICAN IDOL! SKULK BOY!

Oh, I'm sorry, were you saying something?

Mrs. Sara said...

Alli,
After the harmonica incident last night, Mr. Hicks is, indeed, my new favorite American Idol. If he doesn't win, it'll be a low down dirty shame.

Pocahontas.
Sara

Mrs. Sara said...

Alli, I had the most awesomest dream ever the other night. I dreamed that I was auditioning for American Idol, and it was group day, and three imbecile girls were in my group and I was trying to pull it together but through all the crap with them trying to sound good I shone through as the the true star and Simon loved me and I got into the final 24! It was great. And then they gave us free iPods and checks for $8364.00. Yay.

Mrs. Sara said...

Actually, I think it was $8364.23

Brian said...

GO SUPER DORK: KEVIN COVAIS!

I want him to win soooo bad, as he is the least likely American Idol contestant ever. I mean, he looks like the recruited him from the star trek erotic fan-fiction forum. If he is voted off I will do my normal American Idol routine: not watch it at all.

P.S. Hicks is weird.