Well.
I feel a bit silly. I curse the lady at the pet store to a lifetime of plantars warts and dry scalp. She told me Chadwick was a girl!!! Chadwick is, in fact, a boy. How do I know this, you ask? Because when we put Thumper and Chadwick together, Chadwick immediately hopped onto Thumper and started going at it with a crazed look in his eye. He didn't even bother checking the gender of the other bunny. I think almost a year of pent-up sexual frustration proved to be too much for my little Chadwick, and he literally went mad with desire. Sigh. No fuzzy little bunnies hopping all over the apartment. Although I will say that rabbits have to hold the distinction of being the most adorable animals when boinking. Anyway.
In other news we got a lot for our house then lost it. The process now begins again. I am going in slightly crazy in our current apartment, and since we could potentially be here for awhile, I think I'll look around for another place to live. All I need is a 2 bedroom apartment with laundry hookups, a balcony, and a larger living room for under $600 a month with a 6 month lease. Should be easy, right?
Currently playing: "Barrel of a Gun"- Guster
Wednesday, July 27, 2005
dude looks like a lady
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2 comments:
Keep you chin up kiddo, every little ting is gon' be aight. i think that we may be able to take the second reproductive system out of one bunny and put it in your Chadwick. I don't have any medical experience to speak of, but I am a wiz with a soldering iron! So as long as bunny innards are made of some metallic substance 9 and we all know they are) we should be in business.
And update my link will ya. i have moved my blogging to dangotablog.blogspot.com so get with it. G'day madam.
My dear, sweet Allison,
Might you blog and cause my eternal indebtedness to you?
Cheers,
Sara
P.S. I was gentle this time, damnit.
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