This is my new theoretical goat, Prometheus.
This is my new theoretical sheep, Pandora.
Say hello to my livestock, eveybody!
These two will soon be grazing on the weeds and brush that are currently overtaking our property. Perhaps they will even munch on the tractor tire and rusting snowmobile that someone decided to abandon in our yard. Or maybe they will attempt to scale the high tension power line tower nestled in the corner of our lot. Whatever they do, I'm sure they will be nothing less than awesome. You can all come visit. I'm sure they would be happy to take a carrot off your hands. Jason can hardly wait for them to arrive. He is going to constantly play his favorite game called End Times. The object of the game is to get the sheep on his right and the goat on his left. Esteemed guests will be allowed to join in the festivities.
Currently playing: "I Alone" Live
Reading: Milkweed- Jerry Spinelli
3 comments:
I'm not kidding. Alli's a beer drinkin' billy.
Alli, your livestock is glorious. But perhaps you could name them more proper names. You know... Biblical names. The current livestock names reflect your obvious pagan-ery, and you wouldn't want to send passersby the wrong message.
Ooh, can we also play another game? We can dig a ditch and fill it with water and put a small boat in it and put the goat and the sheep and a bag of grain on one side and try to get them all to the other side, but you can't leave the sheep with the bag of grain cause he'll eat it and you can't leave the goat with the sheep cause he'll terrorize it until it faints. But your boat will only fit one thing beside yourself. Ready GO!
The correct answer is:
Take the sheep across, leave it. Go back to the other side, get the bag of grain, and head back. Drop off the grain, pick up the sheep, and head back. Drop off the sheep on the original side, pick up the goat and drop him off on the other side with the grain. Then go back and get the damn sheep. There. Now all your items are on the other side of the ditch.
Think of the fun we could have!
I think you should name them Fart and Other Fart. Because I am mature.
I'm gonna feed that goat a paper shredder and when it's done I'm gonna feed it the paper that i should have shred before i fed it the paper shredder.
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