By this time everyone has probably given up on me, and these blogs will never be read. So I think this would be an oppurtune time to write a list of the top ten reasons I hate Miss Sara Jean Westforth. Here goes:
10) She smells like soy milk. All of the time.
9) She's an emotional rock. It's like I give and I give and I give, but she just won't open up. It wouldn't hurt her to cry every now and again, y'know.
8) She's racist against the Norse.
7) She pees on my sheets and yells, "The bed is mine now!"
6) She hates spiders. Only jerks hate spiders.
5) Very poor music taste. Vastly inadequate
4) I can't prove it, but I think she watches me when I sleep.
3) Honestly, I'm massively jealous of her apple bottom.
2) She drives an SUV. Oh, snap!
1) The devil made me do it.
It's fun to talk about people behind thier backs.
Currently playing: "Save it for a Rainy Day"-The Jayhawks
Currently reading: "The Bad Beginning"-Lemony Snickett
4 comments:
You're full of religious spirits. Yeah. I said it.
And I love your washboard bottom. :)
Sara, I'm glad to meet another peer-on-things-to-claim-them. Allison just doesn't understand. If you'll excuse me, I have to go pee on my suitemates' belongings.
Brian, you're awesome. Someday I'm gonna pee on you and then keep you in my pocket. You'll come out to make witty comments or display some sweet freakin' air guitar skills.
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