Friday, July 22, 2005

we are all sensitive people, with so much to give; understand me, sugar

Some very life changing news on the topic of procreation....
After a polite proposition from the day care buck, Thumper, my own doe, Chadwick, has decided that she is ready to be a mother. We had a very serious discussion during which I told her about the difficulties of being a single mother and the social stigma attached to it, but she feels that she has a lot of love to give the world and would like to do it in the form of 4-12 kits. I am researching the process of rabbit breeding for her, since she isn't able to do it herself. (Her paws are useless for anything but gibberish; she's a mess on IM. Plus, I don't think she can even read.)
Thumper has asked if she wants to sleep over on Monday night. If she winds up knocked up, the babies could arrive as early as August 21st. I'm very conflicted over the whole ordeal. I guess I always assumed that she would wait until marriage, but I suppose she isn't really the commitment type. Neither is he for that matter. Oh well. I guess I'll just try to focus on the joy surrounding the creation of adorable new lives and try to forget about the fact that my innocent, sweet Chadwick is about to become a baby mama. Sigh. They grow up so fast. But I suppose it’s time to let her go....
Currently playing: "Shaping Space"- Kevin Max

5 comments:

Mrs. Sara said...

Your bunny's a slut. I'm tellin Pastor Steve.

Mrs. Sara said...

Eh, she's got teeth. She can fend off the thumpin' if she wants to.

Plus, she won't have the responsibility of babies. After they're weaned, they'll get new homes, and she'll forget all about them.

She's basically going to be a horrible mother. :)

Mrs. Sara said...

She's not a kit... not yet a rabbit... all she needs is time... (I don't know the rest of the song)

Yeah, that's right. I quoted Britney. Jealous?

Mrs. Sara said...

HA HA, your bunny's a horny boy, and you didn't know it!

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